Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
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A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs.
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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
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Exercise: you don’t have time not to.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
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Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
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Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
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The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare.
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Learn one way; react. Learn many ways; understand.
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Don’t get so stuck in your ways that you can’t change.
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A boxer must exercise and develop every part of his body.
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A good goal is like a strenuous exercise – it makes you stretch.
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A lot of songs you write are just for exercise – just pencil sharpeners.
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Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.
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A lack of exercise robs the body of an essential ingredient.
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Fitness- if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
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Never eat more than you can lift.
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Exercise is labor without weariness.
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May today be filled with happy memories of the past and bright hopes for the future.
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Another’s heart is a rare and fragile gift hold it gently and with both hands.May you always be each other’s greatest gift.
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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
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Love is not singular except in syllable.
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True love stories never have endings.
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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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Love is the only gold.
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To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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I will not love you for the rest of ur life, but for the rest of my life.
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True love stories never end.
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It does not matter where you go in life, what you do.. its who you have beside you.
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A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.
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God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.
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You call it madness, but I call it love.
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Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember what I’m supposed to want you for.
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To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
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May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you
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Hope lovely surprises are coming your way,to make your birthday a wonderful day.
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Wishing you your happiest birthday yet…A birthday too special to ever forget.
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Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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We turn not older with years, but newer everyday.
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Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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Remember that today many people are glad you were born.
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May your birthday be filled with smiles, sunshine, love, and laughter.
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I wish you nothing but the best on your special day.
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Happy Birthday Wishes to you. Never forget how much you are loved.
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Happy birthday, and may this day be a special one to always remember.
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May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out.
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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
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May this birthday offer you as much joy and happiness as you give to all who know you.
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As far as advice to potential teenage idols, there is no formula.
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Everything about my teenage life was almost ideal.
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I am rather in favour of dealing with teenage hooliganism.
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I make movies for teenage boys. Oh dear, what a crime.
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Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art.
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Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.
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The best way to keep teenagers at home is to create a pleasant home environment, and remove the battery from the car.
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A general rule of thumb is that if you have given birth to them don’t lend them the car.
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I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it.
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I hate it when people act like they don’t know you, until they need something.
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I love how you can break my heart, but I still love you with all of the little pieces.
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Lord knows dreams are hard to follow. But don’t let anyone tear them away.
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I try everything just to see if you’ll notice me.
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I love how when my heads on your chest I hear your heart beating a million miles per second.
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
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Exuberance is beautiful.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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I was a veteran, before I was a teenager.
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
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Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
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No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.
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True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they’ve gotta match.
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An organization is a set of relationships that are persistent over time.
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Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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The result of long-term relationships is better and better quality, and lower and lower costs.
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The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
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Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings.
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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That’s why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.
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To grow in our ability to love ourselves we need to receive love as well.
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A man’s sense of self is defined through his ability to achieve results.
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Distance means so little when someone means so much.
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We are the perfect couple, we’re just not in the perfect situation.
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If the only place where I could see you was in my dreams, I’d sleep forever.
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Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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The heart that loves is forever young.
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Love is the most potent cause of anxiety and also the most difficult to face.
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I like her because she smiles at me and means it.
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Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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Retirement must be wonderful. I mean, you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
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Age doesn’t matter, unless you are cheese.
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A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
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I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They’re called naps.
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I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
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There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
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Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
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I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.
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You’re only young once but you can be immature all of your life.
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Before deciding to take early retirement from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television.
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When is the right age to retire? When you dread going to work.
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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
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Americans are not saving enough for retirement.
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What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?
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A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
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A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
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A sister is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
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A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite.
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Of two sisters, one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
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You can kid the world. But not your sister.
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Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
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A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one I’ve got.
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Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.
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When sisters stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against us?
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An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman.
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Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
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My sister taught me everything I need to know, and she was only in the sixth grade at the time.
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Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister?
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The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
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If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.
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My sister taught me everything I need to know, and she was only in the sixth grade at the time.
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You can kid the world. But not your sister.
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There can be no situation in life in which the conversation of my dear sister will not administer some comfort to me.
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A miser man entered in a hotel an A waiter came to him for service.
.
.
Waiter: sir what you want to serve for you.
.
.
Miser man: I have taken my breakfast at morning here
.
.
.
.
Which something left, gives it to me…
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Funny SMS
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Who is a good Friend?
Who tells that always work hard.
And,
Who is the best Friend?
He who stay out side the examination hall,
And tells his fellows,
“OYE KAMEENO CHECKING WALE AGAYE HAI,
APNI APNI PERCHIYAN CHUPA LO…”
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Funny SMS
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Which sound will comes out if the glass breakes .
Pcruoooooch.
No
No
No
Mom’s sound comes,
Phanno
Phanno
Phanno
Tuhaday saoray aan gy te onhan noo pepsi lote wich pa k diyan giiiiiiiiii
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Funny SMS
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Zindagi milty h 1 bar…
Pyar hota h 1 bar….
Dil toot’ta h 1 bar…
Maut ati h 1 bar…
Jab sab kuch 1 bar hota h…
To,
.
.
.
To,
.
.
To,
.
Phir light kyn jatii h bar bar…
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Funny SMS
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Teacher: What is this? @@@@@@
Student: This is my mom’s name.
Teacher: How ll you say that?
Student: Papa says my mom “Jalaibi”
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Funny SMS
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Son : Dad, I want to go McDonalds.
Dad : Oh my son, if you spell McDonalds,
I will take you.
Son : thoughts for a while as he doesn’t know and replied to his father,
.
.
.
.
.
Dadi Now I want to go for the K F C.
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Funny Jokes
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Husband: Is dinner ready?
Wife: No just for some time.
Husband: Ok, then leave it I’ll go out and take my dinner in restaurant.
Wife: just 5 minutes wait plz.
Husband: Will the dinner be ready in 5 minutes.
Wife: No, I‘ll be ready in five minutes to go for a dinner with you.
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Funny Jokes
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A black coloured boy was weeping badly, and saying to his buffalo
“hey my dear I am so black so that every one teases and laughing at me “
Buffalo: hey don’t cry dear.
you have drunk my milk, so that’s why you are so black dear.
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Funny Jokes
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A man cheats his GOD in several ways BUT
GOD
Makes him husband
And this is the so bad punishment for a man.
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Funny Jokes
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Father: 1, 2, 3,4aaaaaaaaa 5eeeeeee, 6iiiiiiiiiiiiii
Son: You are doing wrong counting because there is no abcd in counting.
Father: No my dear son,
“I am counting your mom’s punches”
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Funny Jokes
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Plumber is Better Than Eng….
Plumber: I have fitted new pipe and the bill is 700/- Rs.
Engineer: Hey I don’t earn as such which you are demanding.
Plumber: YES….
I also hadn’t earn, when I was an Engineer.
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Funny Jokes
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<<<<An attractive love story which have happy ending>>>>
Once upon a time ……!
One person proposed to you for being a partner of him
Surprisingly you replied “I ‘m not interested in you at all”
In this way, he lived a very happy Life.
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Funny Jokes
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For History U have to b Historic
Father: Why are you failed in the subject of history.
Son: Papa, all the question were about that time
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“when I was not born”
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Funny Jokes
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Size Matched
Elephant: Where are you going?
An: Going to the tailor master.
Elephant: Why?
Ant: 4 taking my dress
Elephant: With remaining piece of cloth, plz ask tailor also to make my dress. 
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Funny Jokes
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He is Always b Strong
Sardar: Meri maa kehhti h k me bachpan me bohat taqatwar tha.
Dost : Bhala kese?
Sardar: Maa kehti hai kah main ro ro k ghar sar pe utha leta tha.
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Funny Jokes
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May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you
—————————
Hope lovely surprises are coming your way,to make your birthday a wonderful day.
—————————
Wishing you your happiest birthday yet…A birthday too special to ever forget.
—————————
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
—————————
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
—————————
We turn not older with years, but newer everyday.
—————————
Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.
—————————
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
—————————
Remember that today many people are glad you were born.
—————————
May your birthday be filled with smiles, sunshine, love, and laughter.
—————————
I wish you nothing but the best on your special day.
—————————
Happy Birthday Wishes to you. Never forget how much you are loved.
—————————
Happy birthday, and may this day be a special one to always remember.
—————————
May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out.
—————————
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
—————————
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
—————————
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
—————————
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
—————————
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
—————————
May this birthday offer you as much joy and happiness as you give to all who know you.
—————————
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May today be filled with happy memories of the past and bright hopes for the future.
—————————
Another’s heart is a rare and fragile gift hold it gently and with both hands.May you always be each other’s greatest gift.
—————————
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
—————————
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
—————————
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
—————————
The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
—————————
Love is not singular except in syllable.
—————————
True love stories never have endings.
—————————
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
—————————
Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
—————————
Love is the only gold.
—————————
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
—————————
I will not love you for the rest of ur life, but for the rest of my life.
—————————
True love stories never end.
—————————
It does not matter where you go in life, what you do.. its who you have beside you.
—————————
A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves.
—————————
God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.
—————————
You call it madness, but I call it love.
—————————
Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember what I’m supposed to want you for.
—————————
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
—————————
Are you searching exercise quotes? Now dont search more. On our site we have mentioned best collection of exercise quotes. Read these exercise quotes and send to friends. Our team has done the research online to provide you the best exercise quotes at one place. You can read these exercise quotes and quotations and send to friends.
Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
—————————
A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs.
—————————
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
—————————
Exercise: you don’t have time not to.
—————————
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
—————————
Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.
—————————
Exercise is the chief source of improvement in our faculties.
—————————
Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
—————————
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
—————————
The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare.
—————————
Learn one way; react. Learn many ways; understand.
—————————
Don’t get so stuck in your ways that you can’t change.
—————————
A boxer must exercise and develop every part of his body.
—————————
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise – it makes you stretch.
—————————
A lot of songs you write are just for exercise – just pencil sharpeners.
—————————
Physical fitness can neither be achieved by wishful thinking nor outright purchase.
—————————
A lack of exercise robs the body of an essential ingredient.
—————————
Fitness- if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
—————————
Never eat more than you can lift.
—————————
Exercise is labor without weariness.
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