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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Funny Quotations

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think....

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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Baltasar Gracian

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"Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evi...

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Grandma Moses

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"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will b...

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George Herbert

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"Night is the mother of counsel...

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

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Maza Point

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Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

4:07 AM  Thomas Ponco  1 comment

A miser man entered in a hotel an A waiter came to him for service...Waiter: sir what you want to serve for you...Miser man: I have taken my breakfast at morning here....Which something left, gives it to me… —————-Funny SMS—————-Who is a good Friend?Who tells that always work hard.And,Who is the best Friend?He who stay out side the examination hall,And tells his fellows,“OYE KAMEENO CHECKING WALE AGAYE HAI,APNI APNI PERCHIYAN CHUPA LO…” —————-Funny...

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Funny Jokes, Funny Text

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Son : Dad, I want to go McDonalds.Dad : Oh my son, if you spell McDonalds,I will take you.Son : thoughts for a while as he doesn’t know and replied to his father,.....Dadi Now I want to go for the K F C. ——————Funny Jokes——————Husband: Is dinner ready?Wife: No just for some time.Husband: Ok, then leave it I’ll go out and take my dinner in restaurant.Wife: just 5 minutes wait plz.Husband: Will the dinner be ready in 5 minutes.Wife: No, I‘ll be ready...

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Funny Jokes &amp; Funny Massages

4:07 AM  Thomas Ponco  1 comment

Plumber is Better Than Eng….Plumber: I have fitted new pipe and the bill is 700/- Rs.Engineer: Hey I don’t earn as such which you are demanding.Plumber: YES….I also hadn’t earn, when I was an Engineer. ——————Funny Jokes——————<<<<An attractive love story which have happy ending>>>>Once upon a time ……!One person proposed to you for being a partner of himSurprisingly you replied “I ‘m not interested in you at all”In this way,...

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Birthday Wishes Quotes

4:07 AM  Thomas Ponco  19 comments

Are you searching birthday wishes quotes? Now dont search more. On our site we have mentioned best collection of birthday wishes quotes. Read these birthday wishes quotes and send to friends. Our team has done the research online to provide you the best birthday wishes quotes at one place. You can read these birthday wishes quotes and quotations and send to friends.May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you—————————Hope lovely surprises are coming your way,to make your birthday a wonderful day.—————————Wishing you your happiest birthday yet…A birthday too special to ever forget.—————————Wisdom doesn’t...

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Happy Anniversary Quotes

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Are you searching happy anniversary quotes? Now dont search more. On our site we have mentioned best collection of happy anniversary quotes. Read these happy anniversary quotes and send to friends. Our team has done the research online to provide you the best happy anniversary quotes at one place. You can read these happy anniversary quotes and quotations and send to friends.May today be filled with happy memories of the past and bright hopes for the future.—————————Another’s heart is a rare and fragile gift hold it gently and with both hands.May you always be each other’s greatest gift.—————————Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration...

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Exercise Quotes

4:07 AM  Thomas Ponco  2 comments

Are you searching exercise quotes? Now dont search more. On our site we have mentioned best collection of exercise quotes. Read these exercise quotes and send to friends. Our team has done the research online to provide you the best exercise quotes at one place. You can read these exercise quotes and quotations and send to friends.Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.—————————A man’s health can be judged by which he takes two at a time – pills or stairs.—————————A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.—————————Exercise: you don’t have time not to.—————————I have never taken any exercise except...

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Funny Quotes - Funny Sayings - Laught

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My night has become a sunny dawn because of you. ******** Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. ******** All love is sweet, given or returned. ******** I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you. ******** In my opinion that Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ******** The best proof of love is trust. ******** There is more pleasure in loving than...

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Funny Sayings Funny Quotes - Laught

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1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens...

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